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General Discussion / Halloween in L.A.
« on: September 16, 2008, 09:54:19 AM »
Anyone going to be in Los Angeles for Halloween? I am going to be in town and attending this party:
There's more info at the website: www.hardfest.com . I can think of at least a certain shaman and a certain aidsvertising artist that both need to be in attendance...
There's more info at the website: www.hardfest.com . I can think of at least a certain shaman and a certain aidsvertising artist that both need to be in attendance...
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Humor / Very Complicated Request, Please Kindly Read!!! - m4mw - 35
« on: July 13, 2008, 11:22:49 PM »
If you are groggy or stoned please do not read this, I need your
complete and sober attention, for my request is uniquely detailed. I
am a man, 35, white, black hair with brown eyes. Okay, first what I am
looking for is a woman primary, but secondary it could be a woman and
her man, but the man will have to remain behind the black curtain and
only watch through the cut out eyeholes. The black curtain is inside
the apartment that I reside in. This apartment is a fashionable studio
in the hot part of town, and all my neighbors are graphic artists. So
now please kindly listen to my request: what I require foremost in a
woman with bushy eyebrows. And they must be TWO eyebrows, because one
eyebrow is an abonination against Gaia. What I want is for the woman
to become naked and pose herself before me. I have a carpeted pedestal
so her feet will not grow cold. I will present her with a very well
preserved Mesopotamian bowl. She will hold it and she must be careful
not to drop it as it has to be back at the museum by 8am tomorrow (I
am a worker there). Next I will hand her tweezers. Then she will pluck
her eyebrows until her forehead is vacant. The eyebrows will drift
into the bowl and then I will take the bowl from her and go to my
kitchenette. I will then toss a salad into the bowl and mix the
eyebrows in it. The woman can decide the dressing, but I have only
vinegrette and thousand island. Next I will re-present the bowl to the
woman, along with a utensil, and she will then consume the salad while
I watch. I may masturbate during this part of the exercise. However,
if there is a man behind the black curtain he may not masturbate, and
I will know if does because I will hear him. However, he is allowed to
fantasize, and then he write an essay on his fantasies before I
release him. After the woman is finished with her salad, I will
present her with a Qing dynasty teapot box, which she will open and
deficate in. She must be careful with the box as well as it is also
from the mueseum and it must be returned or there will be trouble.
When she is finished she will return it to me, and I then I will bid
her good-evening. That is all. Please send a photo, eyebrows only. I
WILL NOT respond to any photos that include anything but eyebrows.
Please, serious inquiries ONLY. THIS IS NOT JOKE. So do not make funny
replies to it. I have no patience for impertinence. Good day.
complete and sober attention, for my request is uniquely detailed. I
am a man, 35, white, black hair with brown eyes. Okay, first what I am
looking for is a woman primary, but secondary it could be a woman and
her man, but the man will have to remain behind the black curtain and
only watch through the cut out eyeholes. The black curtain is inside
the apartment that I reside in. This apartment is a fashionable studio
in the hot part of town, and all my neighbors are graphic artists. So
now please kindly listen to my request: what I require foremost in a
woman with bushy eyebrows. And they must be TWO eyebrows, because one
eyebrow is an abonination against Gaia. What I want is for the woman
to become naked and pose herself before me. I have a carpeted pedestal
so her feet will not grow cold. I will present her with a very well
preserved Mesopotamian bowl. She will hold it and she must be careful
not to drop it as it has to be back at the museum by 8am tomorrow (I
am a worker there). Next I will hand her tweezers. Then she will pluck
her eyebrows until her forehead is vacant. The eyebrows will drift
into the bowl and then I will take the bowl from her and go to my
kitchenette. I will then toss a salad into the bowl and mix the
eyebrows in it. The woman can decide the dressing, but I have only
vinegrette and thousand island. Next I will re-present the bowl to the
woman, along with a utensil, and she will then consume the salad while
I watch. I may masturbate during this part of the exercise. However,
if there is a man behind the black curtain he may not masturbate, and
I will know if does because I will hear him. However, he is allowed to
fantasize, and then he write an essay on his fantasies before I
release him. After the woman is finished with her salad, I will
present her with a Qing dynasty teapot box, which she will open and
deficate in. She must be careful with the box as well as it is also
from the mueseum and it must be returned or there will be trouble.
When she is finished she will return it to me, and I then I will bid
her good-evening. That is all. Please send a photo, eyebrows only. I
WILL NOT respond to any photos that include anything but eyebrows.
Please, serious inquiries ONLY. THIS IS NOT JOKE. So do not make funny
replies to it. I have no patience for impertinence. Good day.
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General Discussion / Drank off in muh cup
« on: June 05, 2008, 01:39:45 PM »
http://blogs.villagevoice.com/forkintheroad/archives/2008/06/adventures_in_p.php
It's not vodka that it goes well with. "Drank" is now the official mixer for promethezine/codeine cocktails a.k.a. surp/lean/drank etc.
It's not vodka that it goes well with. "Drank" is now the official mixer for promethezine/codeine cocktails a.k.a. surp/lean/drank etc.
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Music, Movies, & TV / Please someone just shoot me in the fucking head and end it all
« on: May 09, 2008, 01:53:57 PM »12
Gaming / Frozen Throne
« on: May 06, 2008, 12:48:30 AM »
Anyone have a hookup on a battlenet viable cd key for The Frozen Throne? I am trying to get my DOTA on ><
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O packages firewood,
My name is John, and I hate each and every one of you. You all are fat, retarded, not lifes - who spend every second of the day considering the stupid donkey images. You are everything bad in the world. Frankly, I had none of any of the ever started Pussycat? I mean, I think it fun making fun of people because of your own insecurity, but you take all the whole to a new level. This is worse than Jolting of the photographs of faces.
Is not surprising. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the commander of the soccer team, starting on my basketball team. Do what the sport, but "Jack naked attention to the Japanese people"? I would also like to get straight A, and the noise of the events hot girlfriend (she just blew me; curse that cash). You are all packages of firewood, which should just kill yourselves. Thank you for listening.
My name is John, and I hate each and every one of you. You all are fat, retarded, not lifes - who spend every second of the day considering the stupid donkey images. You are everything bad in the world. Frankly, I had none of any of the ever started Pussycat? I mean, I think it fun making fun of people because of your own insecurity, but you take all the whole to a new level. This is worse than Jolting of the photographs of faces.
Is not surprising. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was the commander of the soccer team, starting on my basketball team. Do what the sport, but "Jack naked attention to the Japanese people"? I would also like to get straight A, and the noise of the events hot girlfriend (she just blew me; curse that cash). You are all packages of firewood, which should just kill yourselves. Thank you for listening.
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