I am buying any hard drives anyone may have lying around. Broken ones are preferred, because I don't actually plan to use them, though I will buy working/unused hard drives also.

Sell me yours or else I will give my hard earned money to the mouthbreathers on craigslist/ebay!

http://dontstayvirgin.movielol.org/main2.php

I will make love with every virgin who defends the Internet.

Certain ISP’s are planning to limit internet access in a way that infringes upon internet freedom or ‘net neutrality’.

I'm using sex in a positive way to spread awareness. The reason why only virgins can apply is because I don’t want to make this promise to such a large amount of people that I’ll have to turn some down.

Net neutrality is paramount to safeguard free speech and innovation on the Internet. With only one arguably negative side-effect: an unusual amount of today's Internet users are virgin. That's a problem I intend to solve. In history, man has always waged war for freedom. Now it's time to obtain our freedom with love.

Sex is all over the net and yet it’s still a big taboo for many. Using sex to spread awareness will be yet another big step to sexual freedom. This is just another great example of what’s possible thanks to net neutrality.

Click 'get laid' below to contact me so I can arrange a private intimate meeting.

TOO BAD I'M NOT A VIRGIN LOLOLOLOL


But no seriously, I'd totally hit that.

From http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2828114



http://ubu.artmob.ca/sound/komar_melamid/KomarMelamid_The-Most-UnwantedSong.mp3

    The most unwanted music is over 25 minutes long, veers wildly between loud and quiet sections, between fast and slow tempos, and features timbres of extremely high and low pitch, with each dichotomy presented in abrupt transition. The most unwanted orchestra was determined to be large, and features the accordion and bagpipe (which tie at 13% as the most unwanted instrument), banjo, flute, tuba, harp, organ, synthesizer (the only instrument that appears in both the most wanted and most unwanted ensembles). An operatic soprano raps and sings atonal music, advertising jingles, political slogans, and "elevator" music, and a children's choir sings jingles and holiday songs. The most unwanted subjects for lyrics are cowboys and holidays, and the most unwanted listening circumstances are involuntary exposure to commericals and elevator music. Therefore, it can be shown that if there is no covariance—someone who dislikes bagpipes is as likely to hate elevator music as someone who despises the organ, for example—fewer than 200 individuals of the world's total population would enjoy this piece.

CHRISTMASTIIIIIME
CHRISTMASTIIIIIME
JESUS MARY IN THE MANGER
CHRISTMASTIIIIIME
HOLYTIIIIME
DO ALL YOUR SHOPPING...AT WAL MART!


*edit: the good stuff starts a couple of minutes in, don't skip it.

WORLD WAR Z

Details released with a (hopefully) close to finished script:

http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/03/27/world-war-z-movie-details-revealed-children-of-men-with-zombies/

http://www.aintitcool.com/node/36168

But whatever the case, I love this script. Love every dark, somber, upsetting page of it. This is a horror epic, a serious, sober-minded adult picture waiting to be made, and it’s one of the best pieces of screenwriting craft I’ve encountered in a while. It’s not often I get excited by the actual words on the page as a read, but JMS pulled it off here, and I hope some badass filmmaker steps up to the challenge he laid down in the very, very near future.

If you haven't heard of line rider, play around with this link for a bit: http://linerider.com/play-line-rider-online


Then watch this video, and bask in its awesomeness

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1807755

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and distribute and distribute and distribute and distribute and distribute and



It's a schooner!