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uploading epic, shitty trance has produced the best results so far XD

wait how 2 display :/

Woot I have been waiting for this!  How 2 send screenshots?

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BE SURE TO GO TO THIS WEBSITE MANY TIMES AT WORK.  IT'S FINE.

I saw this last night and was very, VERY impressed.  It is too bad that Heath Ledger cannot continue to portray the Joker.

If you are groggy or stoned please do not read this, I need your
complete and sober attention, for my request is uniquely detailed. I
am a man, 35, white, black hair with brown eyes. Okay, first what I am
looking for is a woman primary, but secondary it could be a woman and
her man, but the man will have to remain behind the black curtain and
only watch through the cut out eyeholes. The black curtain is inside
the apartment that I reside in. This apartment is a fashionable studio
in the hot part of town, and all my neighbors are graphic artists. So
now please kindly listen to my request: what I require foremost in a
woman with bushy eyebrows. And they must be TWO eyebrows, because one
eyebrow is an abonination against Gaia. What I want is for the woman
to become naked and pose herself before me. I have a carpeted pedestal
so her feet will not grow cold. I will present her with a very well
preserved Mesopotamian bowl. She will hold it and she must be careful
not to drop it as it has to be back at the museum by 8am tomorrow (I
am a worker there). Next I will hand her tweezers. Then she will pluck
her eyebrows until her forehead is vacant. The eyebrows will drift
into the bowl and then I will take the bowl from her and go to my
kitchenette. I will then toss a salad into the bowl and mix the
eyebrows in it. The woman can decide the dressing, but I have only
vinegrette and thousand island. Next I will re-present the bowl to the
woman, along with a utensil, and she will then consume the salad while
I watch. I may masturbate during this part of the exercise. However,
if there is a man behind the black curtain he may not masturbate, and
I will know if does because I will hear him. However, he is allowed to
fantasize, and then he write an essay on his fantasies before I
release him. After the woman is finished with her salad, I will
present her with a Qing dynasty teapot box, which she will open and
deficate in. She must be careful with the box as well as it is also
from the mueseum and it must be returned or there will be trouble.
When she is finished she will return it to me, and I then I will bid
her good-evening. That is all. Please send a photo, eyebrows only. I
WILL NOT respond to any photos that include anything but eyebrows.
 
Please, serious inquiries ONLY. THIS IS NOT JOKE. So do not make funny
replies to it. I have no patience for impertinence. Good day.