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I deleted that random ass thread that some bot probably posted, but it just came out today. I picked this up and played for about an hour. The first Mafia was a lot of fun, and this one definitely doesn't look like it will disappoint.
The tech is really slick, the art is great, the music is cool, with old 40's tracks in addition to stuff performed by the Czech Philharmonic. Voice acting is solid, and gameplay is fun.
I recommend it if you want a cool single player, pretty story heavy third person shooter, and if you liked the first Mafia, it's pretty much a must have.
The tech is really slick, the art is great, the music is cool, with old 40's tracks in addition to stuff performed by the Czech Philharmonic. Voice acting is solid, and gameplay is fun.
I recommend it if you want a cool single player, pretty story heavy third person shooter, and if you liked the first Mafia, it's pretty much a must have.
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Gaming / DOTA Clones are for suckers
« on: May 05, 2010, 08:49:26 PM »
These guys define innovative iteration.
http://www.uberentertainment.com/
Team Fortress 2 level of style, with the strategy of DOTA, minus the clunky RTS controls. Click to move is so 1990's. HoN and LoL missed that message. Hopefully these guys pull it off.
http://www.uberentertainment.com/
Team Fortress 2 level of style, with the strategy of DOTA, minus the clunky RTS controls. Click to move is so 1990's. HoN and LoL missed that message. Hopefully these guys pull it off.
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General Discussion / Beepz's ICC 10 man wrapup
« on: December 19, 2009, 01:26:20 PM »
Hey, I had a lot of people in my 10 man this week that I don't know what kind of forum access they have. Since the server decided to go down for an hour, I'd like to try to finish this up today or tomorrow. If you see this post, please tell other people in the run to post if they can't do it today at like, 5pm
If anyone posts, we'll just do it Sunday at 6.
It's just Saurfang, so it shouldn't take more than a few minutes
If anyone posts, we'll just do it Sunday at 6.
It's just Saurfang, so it shouldn't take more than a few minutes
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Humor / Fanfics are fucking awesome
« on: September 08, 2009, 01:03:07 PM »
Especially when they are terrible, about Doom, and narrated with sound effects.
http://fanfictionredux.ytmnd.com/
http://fanfictionredux.ytmnd.com/
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So, after the first beta weekend, I'm really enjoying this game. Unlike most foreign MMOs, I was able to quest to the available cap (20 this weekend), and had plenty left over. There are some really fun group quests that are actually kinda tough, and generally require 6 appropriately leveled characters.
The separate quest lines (Campaign/Normal) lets you quest around doing mostly menial, albeit not all just "KILL 400 BOARS LOL", and then hop over and do some fun quests for massive experience. Each level has a new campaign quest chain, though you can do higher level ones early if you feel like it. I never once had to grind, and in most cases, had fun glide bouncing all over the world avoiding mobs to get to my objectives faster.
I played a Gladiator up to level 20, and in PvE it was really a lot of fun. Cool animations, big numbers, etc... In PvP however, you basically get stomped by any caster. I read up some and apparently it's between 21 and 30 that you get all your tools to deal with them, so it's not such a huge deal. BG's (Abyss) open up at 25, so it's mostly just losing duels that happens at 20.
I didn't try crafting at all, though I might end up playing around with that next beta weekend (July 17th if you want to pre-order and get a key)
I actually may end up playing a Templar when it goes live, as I've heard nothing but good things about the class, and really this whole post is just a place so I can post this special little Templar ability:
The separate quest lines (Campaign/Normal) lets you quest around doing mostly menial, albeit not all just "KILL 400 BOARS LOL", and then hop over and do some fun quests for massive experience. Each level has a new campaign quest chain, though you can do higher level ones early if you feel like it. I never once had to grind, and in most cases, had fun glide bouncing all over the world avoiding mobs to get to my objectives faster.
I played a Gladiator up to level 20, and in PvE it was really a lot of fun. Cool animations, big numbers, etc... In PvP however, you basically get stomped by any caster. I read up some and apparently it's between 21 and 30 that you get all your tools to deal with them, so it's not such a huge deal. BG's (Abyss) open up at 25, so it's mostly just losing duels that happens at 20.
I didn't try crafting at all, though I might end up playing around with that next beta weekend (July 17th if you want to pre-order and get a key)
I actually may end up playing a Templar when it goes live, as I've heard nothing but good things about the class, and really this whole post is just a place so I can post this special little Templar ability:
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Humor / Actual Court Transcripts
« on: June 09, 2009, 11:39:13 AM »
From our QA VP:
"Actual transcripts from court—from my wife the attorney (who usually hates lawyer jokes)…
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
__________________________________ __________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your
IQ.
_______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_______________________________________ __
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORN EY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney.
Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The
live ones put up too much of a fight.
_______________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished ..
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood
pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy ?
WIT NESS : No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
"
"Actual transcripts from court—from my wife the attorney (who usually hates lawyer jokes)…
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
__________________________________ __________
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget.
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
_______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
____________________________________
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your
IQ.
_______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
_______________________________________ __
ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORN EY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney.
Can I get a new attorney?
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
___________________________________________ _
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
_____________________________________
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The
live ones put up too much of a fight.
_______________________________________
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral.
_________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished ..
____________________________________________
ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
______________________________________
And the best for last:
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood
pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy ?
WIT NESS : No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
"
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Humor / Someone got fired at espn.com
« on: April 27, 2009, 04:04:02 PM »
Go to espn.com and enter the Konami code
up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-b-a-enter
then use the arrow keys a bunch.
UNICORNS!
up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-b-a-enter
then use the arrow keys a bunch.
UNICORNS!
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Arenas / 3.1 PTR Rated Games
« on: March 30, 2009, 09:02:54 AM »Quote
Public Test Realm Arena Focus Testing
Want to help us test the many class changes coming with patch 3.1? Log onto the public test realms on Tuesday, March 31 and join any rated Arena bracket. We will be monitoring matches throughout the day and look forward to seeing some great combat! Read more: http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=15864449012&postId=158627921305&sid=1
I'm interested in seeing how arms plays in arenas if people want to go over there at some point. Any takers for say, Tuesday after raid?
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Humor / Inspiration for Binkles
« on: March 27, 2009, 10:46:22 AM »
Here's how you should grade papers:
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Gaming / Tigole's GDC Speech
« on: March 26, 2009, 05:38:09 PM »
Really good read on quest design if you're interested:
http://www.shacknews.com/featuredarticle.x?id=1096
http://www.shacknews.com/featuredarticle.x?id=1096
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