It took a little bit longer than usual to kill Arthas, but it is certainly not from a lack of effort. We decided to go the extra mile with Icecrown Citadel. Now Casual is proud of the fact that we have never exploited a boss, but that doesn't stop us from thinking outside the box. For the first time we set out to get some spiritual help to guide us to high dps. We built a time machine and decided to travel back and actually save Jesus Christ. We figured that after saving the son of God that he would help us out a bit. Here at Casual we accept players from all over the world, even the French. Improved, always a bro, volunteered to save Jesus. However, I am a little rusty on my French and somehow we totally blew the translation. After rectally defiling Mr. Christ our raid seemed to be doomed for sure.
We tried other technologies to save the raid, however, it seemed some good old fashioned raid leading is all it took to get the king of all the liches down.
Distractions. Our biggest recent downfall has been the induction of a new member. The problem with a hardcore raiding guild is that our vaginal interactions can be put on the back burner. Throwing a good raider with a pretty face into the mix can cause a stir with this plethora of festering testosterone. Schnappi is just that. She is our creamed cracker. Between her beautiful eyes, chimera shot rotations, and her slaughtered family fluids neatly packaged and shoved in her vagina, she begs the question "what else could a guy want?" Luckily, our only other raiding female doesn't post her picture, so we all assume that she is horribly disfigured.