Our long-standing GM, Aquasheepa, has recently come to the conclusion that he enjoys hanging out with his squeeze more than all of us. He has since decided it would be best to give up his throne and hand the title of guild master to someone else. I think Digo ended up with GM, but I don't fucking know, You know how that stuff works, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous to the whole thing.
But what I do know is that Aqua understands how to go out with a bang
Since becoming our raid leader Asmo has been enjoying the lavish lifestyle that all raid leaders have; when he's not leading us to victory you can usually find him wearing silly hats
or missing out on Tribute to Insanity.
One might ask themselves how we manage to raid effectively while missing one of our space bears. The answer was discovered by our resident experts on everything, Goldspam and Uhuru. After years of research, they discovered that if our hoods are up and our bears are out, we gain the properties that having a space bear would bring us, minus actually needing one.
However, since Asmo is our raid leader as well as a space bear, we still needed to find a good backup.
What about me though? I mean shit, I'm supposed to be e-famous now. What's it like? What does this mean for my future?
Most of those questions were answered by Uhuru, in his now infamous cameo appearance on my Putricide video
Some people might think we are racist, but that can't be further from the truth. We here at Casual gladly accept all ethnicities and demographics, except Eskimos who can go fuck themselves.
Anyways, for my future, I plan to use any money I earn to help me do one better than Serennia, Casual's ex-cuntbag e-famous homeless iPod stealing Death Knight tank. I plan to hitchhike to the houses of every raider in Casual, steal their iPods, and use the money I make from being famous to buy Hershey bars that I can then use to barter with people to stay at their houses
As odd as it may seem, we are kind of a big deal. In fact, we are a bigger deal than both Premonition and Ensidia combined
We are such a big deal that we even have fans!
When using the new LFG system we are constantly grouped with people who feel honored to be in our presence
I'm not exactly sure why we became such a big deal, but it's probably the titties.