Our long-standing GM, Aquasheepa, has recently come to the conclusion that he enjoys hanging out with his squeeze more than all of us. He has since decided it would be best to give up his throne and hand the title of guild master to someone else. I think Digo ended up with GM, but I don't fucking know, You know how that stuff works, a lotta ins, lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous to the whole thing.
But what I do know is that Aqua understands how to go out with a bang
Since becoming our raid leader Asmo has been enjoying the lavish lifestyle that all raid leaders have; when he's not leading us to victory you can usually find him wearing silly hats
or missing out on Tribute to Insanity.
One might ask themselves how we manage to raid effectively while missing one of our space bears. The answer was discovered by our resident experts on everything, Goldspam and Uhuru. After years of research, they discovered that if our hoods are up and our bears are out, we gain the properties that having a space bear would bring us, minus actually needing one.
However, since Asmo is our raid leader as well as a space bear, we still needed to find a good backup.
What about me though? I mean shit, I'm supposed to be e-famous now. What's it like? What does this mean for my future?
Most of those questions were answered by Uhuru, in his now infamous cameo appearance on my Putricide video
Some people might think we are racist, but that can't be further from the truth. We here at Casual gladly accept all ethnicities and demographics, except Eskimos who can go fuck themselves.
Anyways, for my future, I plan to use any money I earn to help me do one better than Serennia, Casual's ex-cuntbag e-famous homeless iPod stealing Death Knight tank. I plan to hitchhike to the houses of every raider in Casual, steal their iPods, and use the money I make from being famous to buy Hershey bars that I can then use to barter with people to stay at their houses
As odd as it may seem, we are kind of a big deal. In fact, we are a bigger deal than both Premonition and Ensidia combined
We are such a big deal that we even have fans!
When using the new LFG system we are constantly grouped with people who feel honored to be in our presence
I'm not exactly sure why we became such a big deal, but it's probably the titties.
HI WE'RE CASUAL AND IT TAKES US 3 MONTHS TO UPDATE OUR FUCKING FRONT PAGE
Author: Uhuru January 12, 2010, 12:31:00 PM Views: 64 Rating: 0 (0 rates)
The last few days can be accurately described by the word ‘finally’. We had gotten so ridiculously close on getting our Tribute to Insanity (10) and our first Anub (25) kill and at last finally got both. We lost 10 man insanity a couple of weeks ago due to a single wipe on Jaraxxus of all fucking things (sometimes there is fire, do not stand in it, especially if you are a tank). For those not familiar with the difficulty of ToGC bosses; If the heroic encounters were the Spice Girls (apologies from Britain for them), Jaraxxus would be the sporty one that nobody wanted to shag but was clearly very easy.
As far as Anub, not only did we have our obligatory 1% wipe but that same wipe was caused by a ret paladin putting a Hand of Protection on the main tank. Since doing this, our resident retadin Tweader has taken a long hard look at his own life choices.
Here at Casual we demand 100% from our raiders no matter the circumstance.
Also, being the only DK in the guild, Menelaz might be getting a slight sense of entitlement.
Being a Casual raider isn’t easy, sometimes there will be nights where wiping will happen and spirits will get dampened. So while it’s the raiders who get all the glory when we are victorious, we mustn’t forget to thank the people behind the raiders who help keep morale high on those low nights. (No, this is not a new feral army, that plan comes later).
This week we were denied Insanity solely by a 10% wipe on the twins, so stay tuned for our Tribute to Insanity update coming soon.
While I think the inner schoolboy in all of us will miss being able to say someone died by taking balls to the face, we were ready to move on.
Now recently we've had a lot of people who have inquired into applying to Casual. After visiting our site, some of these individuals are uncertain after visiting our front page whether a ginger Hitler and a passed out gentleman means that we are raiding and killing competitive content. So to appease these people who might also be confused by the ebony and ivory Olsen twins above, here is a picture of us all crowded around dead twins.
Incase you were wondering how we managed to kill them, we have exceptional raiders with outside the box techniques.
With much anticpation this week, we all headed over to Onyxia's Lair hoping for an interesting challenge from a boss many of us remember wiping to back in vanilla WoW. Sadly, she was disappointingly easy but we did hit upon a spark of nostalgia when we wiped while doing loot due to people running the whole whelp cave to the raid.
In other news Casual has opened it's first Space Bear Academy. We welcome all new ursine members with an interest in traveling to the outer reaches of the universe.
Don't be alarmed if you don't have a fucking clue, it just means you're probably not Space Bear material.
Early pulls of Anub look promising so we should get back to having all raid content on farm soon. Then we can get back to waiting for Blizzard to get their arse in gear and bring us Icecrown!
NOW RECRUITING REAL AMERICANS
(and illegals for cheap DKP)
(And our white-people-only drinking fountains.)
A lot has happened in Casual lately. We killed some stuff in ToC. We got some achievements. The British invaded and turned our guild into a fascist communist socialist tyranny.
The Casual that I grew up with never would have tolerated this kind of fascist, communist crap. We had a real DKP system, where the people who had collected vast sums of DKP could never be outbid by new members, and even someone who hadn't raided in three months could come back and buy anything they wanted. That, my fellow Americans, was capitalism. Not this crap pantywaist socialist, attendance-tiered, regulated crap that allows new members to compete on a level playing field. No sir. We didn't have any Jews in the guild then, either. Those were the good old days.
Now, I haven't actually raided seriously since Illidan died, and I'm not really sure how to read a DPS report, or what a void zone looks like, but I can tell when my guild has been stolen from me by the culture-of-death liberals.
Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin in 2012
When that elitist Brit named Asmai took over, he started claiming that things would be different, that change would come to Casual. Well, he can pry it from my cold, dead, hands. Along with my guild bank pension fund. I've really gotten used to having my alts pay for all their repairs with the public guild bank fund usable by all full members, and I'll be damned if he's going to take that away from me.
Next thing we know, the elitist officers are going to recruit minorities and women. What is this world coming to? I want my Casual back.
Recruiting
Mage(HIGH)
Not former Integrity members
Exceptional Players
